Another mule joke

Brad Stanton —  September 18, 2012 — 9 Comments

a mule

An old farmer had an old mule. The mule was very old and very sick, in fact the veterinarian told the old farmer the best thing to do would be to put the poor animal down and said he could do it painlessly. But the old farmer just couldn’t bear to lose the old faithful mule.

A few days later when the pastor called the old farmer, he told the pastor all about the old mule. After hearing the story the pastor kindly asked if the old farmer would like him to shoot the mule to put it out of its misery.

“Yes, pastor, that would be mighty fine of you, I just can’t bring myself to do it.”

That day Billy Bob came to talk to the pastor. The pastor said “I’d love to chat with you but I have an errand that I need to attend to, want to come along with me?”

“Sure, I’ll come” said Billy Bob.

As they drove to the old farmers house the thought crossed the pastor’s mind that he could have a lot of fun with this. He decided to make up a fib and see if Billy Bob would believe it.

“Billy Bob, I’m so mad at that old farmer I just don’t know what to do. Every time I think of him I get madder. I’m to the point now that if I wasn’t a pastor, I’d be thinking about killing him. Maybe I’ll just kill his mule, instead.”

They arrived at the house and the pastor pulled out his rifle and strode angrily to the back of the barn where the old mule was. Billy Bob heard a shot and saw the pastor walking back to the truck with a smoking gun. Billy Bob’s eyes widened, but he didn’t say anything.

“I’m going right up to that old man’s house and tell him what I did” said the pastor.

He put the rifle back in the truck. After the pastor finished talking to the old farmer he walked back to the truck and was surprised to hear four gunshots. Suddenly Billy Bob came running around the corner with the rifle.

“I got him good, pastor, I just shot three of his chickens and one of his cows, let’s get out of here!”

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9 responses to Another mule joke

  1. 

    This is just a recycled Jerry Clower joke. He told it much better.

  2. 

    you look straight down to pelope’s cause I always do that.lol.I have a huge closet where all my shoes are kept back home with a lock on it so my little sister won’t wear them. haha. anyways,I got my yesterday too and they look sexy as fuck.

  3. 

    Goes to show you the old “With great power, comes great responsibility” idiom is based in real-world situations.

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      – These pictures are baeituful, Kristian. I believe my mom is going to try to get you to do our family pictures this December when we are all home for Christmas. That will be a lot of fun and there will be a lot of little ones for you to entertain and shoot at the same time .May 17, 2011 9:52 PM

  4. 

    thanks for the good laugh. As a Pastor I’ve killed bats before, but never a mule. But you never know, I still have a lot of years to retirement.

    • 

      LOL, killed bats? that must have been interesting. i heard a pastor tell this joke.

      • 

        you know it falls into that category, “other duties as required” I have also clipped cat claws, shucked corn, ridden on a tractor, babysat. that other duties category is pretty varied. But as to killing bats what do you do when there is only two of you and the bat is flying around the house and the other person is under the couch hiding… you kill the bat. Gotta love my job

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