Graveyard humor

Brad Stanton —  August 26, 2012 — 12 Comments

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A drunk man left a bar and decided to take a shortcut through a graveyard. It was raining heavily and rather dark, with only a half moon in the sky above, it cast eerie shadows across the tombstones, giving the drunk man the creeps. He didn’t see an open grave in front of him and fell into it. He tried to climb out but the rain made the sides of the hole too slippery to climb. Finally he decided to give up and spend the night there and try again in daylight after he sobered up.

A while later, another drunk left the same bar and took the same shortcut through the graveyard. He too felt scared by the creepy shadows moving over the tombstones and the eerie atmosphere of the graveyard. He, too fell into the open grave. The first drunk was still there and watched him try to climb out only to fall back down into the slippery, muddy hole. Finally the second drunk got tired and sat down to rest. The first drunk said in his scariest voice, “yessss, just sit and ressst, you’ll never get out.”

But he did!

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  7. 

    Reminded me of the old Justin Wilson story – the drunk going through the graveyard, fell in the open grave. Tried to get out but couldn’t. It was winter so he began to get cold and started calling “help me, I’m cold!. The second drunk came by – heard him calling about being cold and looked down in the grave.
    He replied “Of course, you’re cold – you’ve kicked all your dirt off”

  8. 

    Nothing like a little motivation to get out of the hole.

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