Funny Story: Old lady shopping

My daughter's lips have nothing to do with this story, but they are just so cute, I had to add them here.
My daughter’s lips have nothing to do with this story, but they are just so cute, I had to add them here.

An elderly lady walked out of a grocery store with two bags of food. As she approached her car, she notice there were four tough looking young thugs in it. She was shocked. But she had lived in a tough part of town for too long to be bullied by these young punks. She dropped both bags of groceries right where she stood and pulled a hand gun out of her purse, pointed it at the thug in the drivers seat and shouted “Get out, I’ve got a gun and I’m not afraid to use it!”
The men’s jaws dropped for a moment, then they hurriedly jumped out of the car and dashed away. The old lady picked up her groceries and got into the car, found her key and put it into the ignition. To her surprise, it didn’t fit! Her car was parked farther down the row. She quickly got out of the car and brought her things to her own car, drove to the police station and reported to the sergeant what had happened.
As she stood explaining to him, he began to laugh so hard that she had to stop talking. She looked across and saw the four young men who were reporting their car stolen.


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