The Sunday school teacher was having lots of problems with the Smith twins. They were always in trouble. When she turned to write on the chalkboard, one would throw a paper wad or poke someone else in the back while the other was doing similar things. Finally she decided to put the fear of God in them and took one of them to the pastor’s office for a chat.
The pastor, assuming that the teacher had taught them that good boys accept God and he lives in their hearts, asked the boy where God was. The boy sat and thought for awhile, trying to remember anything the teacher had talked about that might give him a clue as to how to answer. The pastor asked again, and then again a third time. Each time the boy got a little more nervous. Finally the boy could take it no more and ran back to the classroom to find his twin.
“We’ve got to get out of here” he blurted out. “God is missing and they suspect us!”