On a Sunday morning in church a little girl turned to her mother and told her that she felt sick. Her mother told her “Don’t do it here, hurry to the restroom and do it there.”

The little girl leaves and comes back about five minutes later. “Did you throw up?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” the girl replied “but I didn’t have to go all the way to the restroom, because there is a box at the door of the sanctuary that says ‘For the Sick.’”

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