Hot girl in church joke and a forklift


On a Sunday morning in church a teenaged girl turned to her mother and told her that she felt sick. Her mother told her “Don’t throw up here, hurry to the restroom and do it there.”

The little girl leaves and comes back about five minutes later. “Did you throw up?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” the girl replied “but I didn’t have to go all the way to the restroom, because there is a box at the door of the sanctuary that says ‘For the Sick.’”

And then there is the joke about the forklift:

A blond walked into a warehouse looking for a job. She found the secretary and was directed to the person in charge. The plant manager asked her if she could make tea.

“Sure, I make great tea” the blond answered. And then she winked and said “By the way, I like my men like I like my tea– strong, hot and sweet.”

The manager was taken back a bit by the comment, but he like her smile.

“Well, can you drive a forklift, ma’am?” He asked.

“A forklift? How big is the teapot?”

They walked through the factory and later she walked out the door. Someone asked her why she didn’t take the job. “He tried to hit me with a forklift” she said.  This little prose got almost 300 “likes.” Three men, one schoolgirl in a plane joke. This got almost as many likes.

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