A blind man visits Texas
A blind man went to Texas and stopped at a restaurant. He sat down and said to the waitress “Wow, what big chairs these are!”
“Everything is big in Texas” the waitress replied.
After dinner he went down the street to a bar. The bartender put a large mug of beer in front of him and he said “Wow, what big mugs these are!”
“Everything is big in Texas” the lady bartender said.
After drinking some beers the man asked where the bathroom was.
“Second door to the right down that hall” the bartender replied.
The blind man started heading down the hall and found the first door and went past but didn’t feel the second door with his cane. He proceeded to walk a little farther to a third door. it was actually the door to the swimming pool. He opened the door thinking it was the second door with the restroom and walked forward, only to fall into the pool.
Scared to death the blind man started shouting “Don’t flush! Don’t flush!”
Blind man here to see you
At a convent the mother superior was taking a shower. A nun came into the bathroom and said “There is a blind man here to see you.” The mother superior said “Well if it is a blind man it won’t matter if I am in the shower. Send him in.”
The blind man walked into the bathroom and the mother superior began to tell him how much they appreciated him. She talked on and on and after about ten minutes the man interrupted and said “Wow, this is really nice of you, in fact this is the best treatment I have ever been given since I started selling these blinds, but where should I put them?”
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