Four people were in an airplane which was going to crash so they all had to parachute out. The problem was that there were only three parachutes so they began discussing who would get the chutes. The first man said that he ran an orphanage and that dozens of children depended on him for survival, so he took a chute and jumped out.
The second man said “I have a PhD in Nuclear Physics, Biology and Law and since I am one of the smartest men in the world, the world needs me,” so he jumped out.
An old retired farmer and a school girl were the two left. The old man said “You take the chute. I have lived a long and full life and I am looking forward to going to heaven.”
The school girl replied, “No need, there are still two parachutes left. The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my book bag.”
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LOL! this is really funny.. Sometimes pride makes you blind because you don’t want anybody to surpass you.
Ha! An oldie but a goodie. Thanks for dropping by again.
Love it!
Hi is very funny. I have re-blogged it on my blog musicqueen10. Cheers my friend Lorelle
Love it, love it, love it! Great stuff!
That is too funny! I will definitely be reading your blog for laughter and inspiration…and thanks for liking my post on my “skunky” boy!